This is why you don't use steroids.

First, I would like to note the pure hilarity of this article I found. Second, the intelligence level of the person who wrote this is equivelant to that of an eight year old. I will bold the funny parts.

' Why Steroids ? '

1) There was a study done by the University of Michigan which showed
that Men who used AS (my note. AS=Anabolic Steroids) in college were had a (my note. were had a?) higher rate of salary's compared to their non anabolic steroid using counterparts. I believe the pursuit of BB (?) translates in the real wold (my note. WORLD!). Men who are driven enough to risk life and limb in the pursuit of their goals of physical perfection will no doubt apply the same fever to other arena's. (Worst sentence ever)

Please don't turn into this guy! Be cool, don't use steroids. They melt your brain also.